YAY~!!.No more buhloody exams and now can concentrate on CRAP!![There is still Art but whoever studies for THAT!].Anyways,I'm not going to rattling about exams anymore so I'm gonna pick a random topic to discuss and I'm thinking................................SCHOOL TOILETS!!!!.Why this topic?'Cause it's the first thing that pop up in my head.xD.Today,we're gonna do compare/contrast of two school toilets.One from a random public school and the other,a private school for smart-ass + rich-ass.[OMG,I sound like a history teacher.=X].So,let's start with the former....:
Random public school :
# Toilets can be 'smelt' 5m away.
# Toilets will ALWAYS be out of order eg. out of 5 cubicles,only 2 can be used because 1 of them is covered with a trash bag,1 of the door locks can't be used and the other one is covered with shit.
# Toilet ceilings is decorated with papier mache.[hardened tissue paper]
# UNavailability of toilet paper.The message they're giving is 'DON"T wipe your ass after you do your business 'cause shit residue CAN'T be wiped away'.
# Toilet mirrors look like they came from the antique shop because of all the moulds.
# Hand dryers which give out COOL air.[What's the point of a hand dryer if it gives out WIND?We could just blow our own wet hands anyway.Even THAT is faster]
# Hand dryers NOT switched on.[For desperate cases where you NEED the hand dryer]
# Cleaners with attitude.[AND they don't do their job PROPERLY]
# Sinks that don't have working taps.[common]
TaaDAA~!!!SEE!So far all I could think about public school toilets are negative.So let's move on to the latter....:
Private school(for the smart-ass + rich-ass):
# Toilets have nice door signs for ladies and gents.
# Toilet floor is clean,dry and spotless.
# Toilet bowl looks new and shiny as though they have never been used.[maybe 'cause the private school I went to was a BOYS school and I could only inspect the GIRLS toilet.....whatever!]
# Plenty supply of toilet paper.^.^.Which sends the message "Remember to leave a memo on the toilet after you wipe your ass ".=X
# Mirros are so shiny you could see your reflection on it.[DUH!]
# Cleaners do their job.[I don't know about that but the evidence proves it]
# The doors have working locks.
# Toilet's have air refresherners.^.^
# Hand dryers that actually give out hot air.wOO~
Ok that's all I could find about private school toilets.From the comparison,we can see that smart-ass + rich ass kids pay more for various reasons.In conclusion,if you are smart+rich,you may want to consider and go to a private school where trips to the toilet are more worthwhile and memorable.So let's end this discussion and hope you all leave this lesson with more conscience about school toilets .[OMFG.I REALLY sound like a history teacher lar].HAHA.So,t00tsies!!
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